Transcripts
October 29th, 2006 by dileenQuite long ago but this is what happened in 1/6 last time. Ethel typed it I found it super funny and would like to share it with you =) If its too long I highlighted some esp. funny parts in bold so please read!
19/9/06
Sarah: I remember CA1 I think I got 60 something
Ethel: (silence)
Mr. Mac: cross reference, cross reference
Ethel: (points to Mr. Mac’s file)
Rar: I should just steal it
Ethel: Haha
Yeujia: (sleepy look)
Rar: (points to file)
Mr. Mac: (upon seeing me scribbling, comes for a look) ARGH! VAVAVAVA ( in his usual booming voice) comments by me: I think the 104 ppl could hear it.
Comments by me again: I think he said this because I wouldn’t let him see my notebook
Rar and Ethel: (laugh uncontrollably)
Rar: write the “vavava” thing (takes my pen and writes)
Ethel: Haha. You know Mr. Mac always say ivle is EE-VERLEE right?
Rar: yea
Ethel: yar. Then I was talking to rae on msn and she said she’s going to check EE-VERLEE
Rar: haha. (Starts nodding and shaking in a weird way)
Clarice: (laughing and starts pouring things out of pencil case and turning it inside out)
Rar: (looks at Clarice and starts laughing)
Ethel: (starts laughing as well) rar! Don’t make me laugh!
Rar: (looks at Clarice and starts laughing again)
Ethel: (points at clock) 2 more mins to end of hist.
Clarice: (starts laughing)
Rar: the laptop looks like it’s gonna drop
Clarice: (suddenly starts laughing and cannot stop)
Chunhui: (sleepy face)
Shuting: (plays with hole puncher and starts laughing)
Ethel: (looks at tong and starts laughing)
Tong: (starts laughing)
Ethel: I think we got the laughing disease
Rar: (pours everything out of pencil case like Clarice and tries to turn pencil case inside out like Clarice.) ETHEL!!!!!!!!
Ethel: (remembers clarice) (laughs like mad)
Ethel: (Looks at tong)
Tong: (starts laughing)
END OF HIST PERIOD!
START OF MATHS!
MC: you stare at the paper for half hour and you don’t do anything. It’s like a syndrome!
Rar and Ethel: BURST OUT LAUGHING
Rar: linxi! Its time to throw rubbish!
Ethel: eh! Tell me how to do this!
Rar: ah! Let me do for you!
Ethel: haiyo! I’m sure you don’t know how to do! Oi!
Rar: what!
Ethel: don’t dirty my paper hor!
Chun: eh how to do this one?
Ethel: aiya. I didn’t do cos I don’t like this type of question
MC: in exam, you can bring calculator, but if the battery dies on you then good luck!
Ethel: then bring extra la!
Rar: yah. That’s the chao kiasu type!
Chun: AH! You and Sarah can turn over then we can discuss like the old days!
Linxi: you make it sound like it’s so old!
Rar: what good old days?
Clarice: mix school is nicer right?
Ethel: yea. No. actually it’s the same la
Chun: (throws pen suddenly)
Rar: haha!
Clarice: who did 2005 paper section….
Ethel: can teach me anot?
Chun: ah wait la
Shir: (hold Chun’s pig) AH! It’s black!
Chun: yea! It bathes when it’s raining! Then you can squeeze water out!
Rar: where did the hair band go?
Chun: Ethel swallowed it! (snuggles the black pig) this is DR PIG! (Zips the pig in her pencil box) (pokes pig)
Linxi: YOU TREAT IT LIKE PLASTICINE!
Ethel: YA!
Chun: you’re so rude Ethel! Ethel is a rude girl. Unlike me. (takes my notebook to read transcripts)
Haha hahaß by chun
Chun: (after reading) you make me sound so mean!
Rae: Ethel! Can you stay back?
Ethel: no! I don’t feel like leh!
Chun: (starts singing spastic songs)
(The following is written by chun)
chun: ha
chun:ha
chun: ha
ethel: don’t be spastic la you
Rar: (swings pig inhumanely)
Binny: look! So cool! (Calculator)
Chun: whoa
All: (silence)
Ethel: so toot! You know what I’m thinking?? The Mr. Brown show!
(End of part by Chun)
Chun: what?
Ethel: (drops pen)
Ethel: make me remember chunhui’s phone playing Mr. Brown show during morning assembly. Then she had to sing super loud to cover it. Cos Mrs. Lee was standing beside her.
Chun: omg
Rar: there’s this super loud one
Ethel: it’s the “this is Mr. Brown and this is Mr. miyangi” part
Rar and Ethel: the is the “chichichichi” thing (the sound after the Mr. miyangi)
Rar and Ethel: (Burst out laughing)
MC: DO YOUR MATHS!
Shuting: (yawns)
MC: focus!
Rar; wait I ask Mr. Chiang
MC: (explains the question)
Ethel: do you even understand?
————————-pause————————-
Ethel: my notebook’s full of nonsense!
Rar: (hums the Mr. brown song)
Chun: my piano teacher is shorter than me although she wears high heels and she’s 20 over years old!
Rar: HAHA
Chun: this is my most energized maths lesson ever
Rar: yeujia is ASS MONI
Chun: (pokes pig)
Ethel: why this pig so squishy one?
Chun: because it belongs to me. And I love it so much
—————————————————-END OF THE DAYS_————————–
21/9/06
SCIENCE PERIOD
INTRO: there are 2 MR. NGS mentioned in this transcript. The old Mr. ng and the new Mr. Ng. the old one is bucktoothed and left-handed. He also has a funny accent because of his teeth.
Rar: I think my current result for science is like F9 or what la!
Ethel: haha. So funny. Mine also very bad
Ethel: let me see what she wrote for you—- messy file! She just wrote for me —- fill on the content page. I hate filling in contents.
(Mr. Ng walks in) [He’s a new teacher……… we had another Mr. ng before and he’s bucktoothed with a funny accent]
Rar: (upon seeing the new Mr. Ng) why all Mr. ngs so spastic looking one
Ethel: haha! Chunhui! Sarah said why all Mr Ngs so spastic looking!
Chun: haha! Yeah!
Linxi: haha
Chun: haiz nothing to do
Linxi: Ethel looks so hardworking but she’s actually writing nonsense!
Chun: CRAP (hair sticking out)
Rar: I suspect Chunhui doesn’t comb her hair
Rar: (squishes my “diceeee”)
Ethel: rar! What did you do to my dice!?
Rar: hahahahaha
Shir: (looks like lion) heeeheee
Ethel: stupid vernier calipers
Rar: (nods) (quotes old Mr. Ngs accent) “wernier calipers”
Rar: this Mr. Ng is also left handed and both of them wear ugly grey pants and they’re quite short!
Ethel: (nods head in agreement)
Gemmy: (writes the word leftie on her notebook and shows to me and rar)
Ethel and rar: (nod)
Ethel: (to Chun) “wernier calipers”
Chun: (gives spastic smile)
Rar: I think chunhui’s in love with this Mr. Ng
Ethel: I forgot what vernier calipers look like
Linxi: huh?
Mr. Ng: says something about negative zero error
Rar: I forgot how to read vernier calipers
Ethel: then you never listen!
Rar: my leg very itchy leh! Must be the grass (cos we did push ups thingy in the field)
Ethel: my hand is itchy
Chun: let me see your notes (the transcripts)
ethel: my NOTES………wait. I finish first
Mr. Ng; YOU have a thermometer…..
Chun: I don’t have a thermometer. Mine’s the ear one.
Ethel: I don’t really use thermometers
Chun: (makes some slurpy sound)
Linxi and Ethel: haha!
Rar: (tries to twirl pen but fail. Pen drops)
Rar: walao. He’s wearing a baby g watch!
Ethel: haha…. I feel like going
coro
after school. Can you stay back? Rae wants to teach us the click thing.
Rar: awhile la
Ethel: ok////
Rar : I’m falling asleep . I hate chem and physics.
Ethel: please…… like I love it.
Ethel: eh why your pen no ink one?
Rar: that’s the no good pen!
Ethel: lefties always slant their words to the left! ……. EH! Why they test this! (Conversion) test in maths la!
Rar: beginning of year got teach wad
Mr. Ng: why your class marker all no ink one?
Me n rar: hahahahah
Ethel: I hate conversion! I think I will scan the timetable and edit it in photoshop! Like draw squiggles or something.
Rar: then you can change the words and pin it on the board.
Ethel: NO! But I do this year’s one for what? School going to end soon! I will do next year’s one! And you want me to change the words to what? INTEG MATHS to DISGUSTING MATHS isit?!
Chun: you know, there are many ways of dying….can anyone be bored to death?
Ethel: nonsense la!
Chun: you know the coagulation thing? I thought its congratulations!
Ethel: Chunhui! Sometimes I wonder why you’re so spastic!
Mr. Ng: you know the difference between boiling tube and test tube?
Chun: boiling tube is for boiling and test tube is for testing
Ethel: SPASTIC!
Chun: what five cent?
Ethel: IT”S FINE SAND!
Rar: HAHAHAHAAHAH
——————————–MATHS PERIOD————————————
INTRO: MC is Mr Chiang. He’s giving out the
St Andrews School paper to us for us to practice. An image of the paper can be found below. The many “
St Andrews School ” s is circled.
(Giving out the st Andrews eoys practice paper)
Rar: (points to paper) why so many “st Andrews school” one?
Chun: (circles the many “st Andrews school” )
Ethel: walao.
Rar: you see their stupid logo have scissors inside… I know this guy from
St. Andrews …… his name is Andrew.-___________-||
MC: now let me show you some jokes…
Expand: (a+b)n
= ( a + b ) N
=( a + b ) n
=( a + b )n
etc.
MC: now let me say something about this quiz—-
Clarice: it’s stupid.
MC: what’s wrong Clarice?
Chun: (reads from st Andrews paper) “you are expected to use an electronic calculator for this paper.” Got calculator not electronic meh? Use abacus ah?
Ethel, linxi. Rar: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
Rar: you see, they say its” 3 printed pages including cover page” IT”S 4! They don’t know how to count ah?
4 of us (linxi, Ethel, rar, Chun): (laugh like xiao)
Chun: (adds “or abacus” to the sentence “you may use an electronic calculator (or abacus) ….”
Ethel: this is such a toot paper
Chun: eh! You see the
Nan chiau one! Also got so many “
Nan chiau high school” one! (Adds “or abacus” to the calculator part of the nanchiau paper)
Ethel: eh! You like abacus so much ah?
Chun: you see! This sentence so long (the instructions)! You read finish already 3 mins gone!
Ethel: eh! How come maths never check CA2 marks ah?
Rar: there! (Points to paper)
Ethel: how to do LCM?
Rar: dunno la. 120 la
Ethel: lend me the gift voucher (rar’s calculator)
Ethel: (turns to a undone page of the maths paper and starts talking to Alicia and Chun)
Alicia: (to Chun) say this “Thick stack of full scap PAPERRRRRRRR”
Chun: (cannot say thick properly.)
Alicia, Chun and Ethel: (laugh crazily)
MC: ETHEL! You haven’t started!
Ethel: I HAVE! (Turns back to 1st page)
(The HCF question is blank)
MC: you don’t know how to do HCF?
Ethel: I KNOW!
(MC walks away)
Ethel: rar! You know how to do HCF?
Rar: I think the answer is 45. I help you write
Ethel: DON”T WANT! I don’t know how to do the stupid fraction question!
Rar: ah! Wait lar
Binny: what’s 90-6?
Ethel: 84 la!
Binny: then what’s 84 divide 7?
Chun: 12 la!
Zexin: I think there’s no space to write
Ethel: OF COURSE LA! Your hand writing so big! And messy!
Chun: where’s the % button? (on the calculator)
Ethel: (takes calculator) dunno?
MC: (takes calculator) there isn’t one!
Chun: maybe it dropped off
Alicia: eh! All of you! LA is at IT resource!
Linxi: I know. I told you that
Rar and ethel: (start humming
song)
————————–LA period—————————————
chun: I used to like the word packet, because it sounds so packet-ish
yeujia: say louder
chun: you want me to die ah!
—————–convo suddenly digresses to pokemon———————–
clarice: yea. We were talking about it on the bus last time
yeujia: really? I didn’t know what you all were talking about and I was too embarrassed to ask!
Clarice and ethel: HAHA
Chun: (snorts and squeals)
Ms foo: I’m going to turn the page!
Melly: NO! count to 100
Clarice: count to 1000!
Shao: (bangs table)
Ms foo: …..people suddenly treat them like dirt……libin, will you please keep quiet.
All: (giggles)
Ms foo: it was NOT a joke
Chun: haha
Ms foo: (reveals a whole big paragraph to copy on visualiser)
Chun: AHH! I’m going to ba4 gong1!
Yeujia: (sniggles)
22/9/06
——————-PCCG period——————————-
chun: I forgot what I said
ethel: aiya. Toot
chun: (shakes tooth) my baby tooth dropped and adult tooth is shaking and I can feel a new adult tooth!
Ethel: walao
Ms goh: eh! One person did not put up her hand again!
All: haha
Linxi: (refers to chun’s tooth) oh! You were shaking your tooth! I didn’t know what you were doing!
Ethel: CHUNHUI! STOP SHAKING YOUR TOOTH!
Chun: oh!! Later ZLS (zhang lao shi) lesson! Last time I was shaking my tooth, he thought I was eating something!
Ethel: who was that crazy person who laughed?
Chun and linxi: Rachel
Ms goh: any topics you want to add to PCCG?
Chun: sleeping time.
Rar: I can’t seem to open my sweet!
Ethel: (to chun) I hope your tooth gets stuck in the sweet and drop out. Then I won’t have to see you shaking it!
Chun: then I won’t chew it! (the sweet)
Ethel: you can’t. I think your eyes are very small. Either that or you’re always squinting
Alicia: (to chun) I think your mouth is super long
Ethel and chun: haha
Chun: (plays with rar’s hair)
Chun: you know those paper lanterns right? I always burn them and then throw it on the grass and run away
Ethel and rar: HAH!
Chun: I will put my special shaky tooth in my portfolio and the statement is that I’m a good teeth shaker
—————————–MATHS PERIOD——————————–
ethel: Chunhui! Your specs are slanted
chun: I know
ethel: STOP SHAKING YOUR TOOTH!
Rar: then you must open your mouth big sumore
Chun: so I can scare people
Ethel and rar: haha!
Chun: (shakes tooth)
Ethel: OMG. So disgusting
Linxi: eh you point also point wrong (chun was copying the “find x” math joke.)
Ethel: why you still care about her when you know she’s so spastic?
Rar: HAHA
Ethel: linxi, you seldom talk, but when you talk, it’s very funny
Rar: (randomly) let’s take a break
Linxi: you haven’t even started, take what break?
4 of us: HAHA
Ethel: Chunhui, do you know how to do this question?
Chun: don’t do la! Haha.
MC: wait! Stop laughing! Carry on!
4 of us: (continue laughing)
chun: (shakes tooth)………if I see an old man on the bus, I will scare him with my tooth.
Ethel: you can do that to the flasher on the overhead bridge
Rar: I don’t feel like doing………
Ethel: I have never felt like doing maths
Chun: (shakes tooth)
Ethel: CHUNHUI!
Gemmy: what is this? (the list of approved zi4 dian3 paper)
Ethel: let me see
Rar: it’s some zi4 dian3 list
Ethel: (not wanting to keep paper) (to rar) I know it’s yours! (Pushes paper to rar)
Rar: (not wanting to keep paper as well) Chunhui! I know you like zi4 dian3… (Pass paper to Chunhui)
Chun: (also wanting to get rid of paper) eh! Check your zi4 dian3! (Passes paper to Clarice)
Clarice: (confused look) huh? You know, I think this (the paper) should belong here! (Pins paper on notice board in a satisfied way)
Ethel and rar: (laugh madly)
Chun: (cancels the word “plant” from the sentence “a man proposes to plant 500 trees”)
Chun: Ethel! Read the first sentence!
Ethel: (reads the modified sentence) walao! You very wuliao leh!
End of transcripts! Nice right?
